Hey. I'm Ashley. I'm S.D.A. I'm 15 years old and my birthday is Dec 9th. I love singing, writing, and track & field. That is all. Love you :D //

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

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illkim:

I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them

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luginub:

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

(Source: vasuki, via vicsigh)

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Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

(Source: itsthethoughtofyou, via paris-nights-and-london-mornings)

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dw:

i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking

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clapchat:

so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying

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sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

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guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

(Source: shalrath, via g-iggle)

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